By: Andrew Tavin
The research is in! Attending “That’s So Tavin” leads to a 37% increase in good mojo. While the positive correlation between “good mojo” and attending “That’s So Tavin” has long been documented, a definitive link has long eluded researchers. Until now.
Scientists at Harvard’s internationally renowned Mojo Lab recently published the results of the largest peer-reviewed mojo study. Researchers assigned one group to watch “That’s So Tavin,” the acclaimed one man variety show featuring stand up, multiple game shows, a walking tour of New Orleans, a financial advice seminar, and more. Meanwhile, the control group was placed in an empty theater at the same temperature for an equivalent period of time.
Within six months, subjects who had attended “That’s So Tavin,” were all asked out by their respective crushes, found a combined total of $324,795 on the street, and had good mojo” ratings 37% higher when compared to the control group. Additionally, every member of the control group died in various cartoon accidents as wacky as they were tragic. Falling anvils, running into a cliffside that they had earlier painted to resemble a desert highway, and additional events of that nature.
“It is clear that attending ‘That’s So Tavin’ at the Crowd Theater on Saturday, March 14th at 8:00 PM is highly advisable,” urged Mojo Lab founder Dr. Sarah Moore. “It should also be noted that attendees have the chance to win fabulous prizes by competing in the various game shows offered during the performance and that the venue is BYOB.”
Moore’s team is currently planning further research to find out if multiple viewings of “That’s So Tavin” lead to increased mojo benefits, or if the effect is more limited.
